August 27th, 2008

09:51 pm Why do people say "no pun intended" when the pun was clearly intended? Current Mood: listless Current Music: Kate Bush - Oh England My Lionheart

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June 17th, 2008

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March 3rd, 2007

07:26 pm - I put way too much time into this I was assigned the letter F by bonitalydia for a music meme where I locate 10 songs that begin with that letter and explain why I chose it. Comment if you want a letter. F was unusually difficult. For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her – Simon & Garfunkel:  I played this song on the jukebox at the “Edgewater Queen” diner because 1.) it’s quite whimpy, 2.) it’s a predominantly black diner, and 3.) Paul didn’t want me to.  For the record, we also played some James Brown, “The Hustle” and “Listen To The Band”, an extremely obscure Monkees song.  Fox Confessor Brings The Flood – Neko Case:  Neko Case is a hot talented redhead, what else needs to be said? Fly On The Wall – XTC:  A song of legend after it’s appearance in a “Dr. Riffic” commercial where Paul jumps out of Matt’s Celica into a bunch of soda cans.  First Of The Gang To Die – Morrissey:  One of my dad’s favorite Morrissey songs... Morrissey has been playing it for 3 straight tours now so he must like it too. Farewell To John Denver – Monty Python:  “You came on my pillow hwaaaaaagh.  *cough*”  Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle – Nirvana: There should be bonus points if the first two words of the song title BOTH begin with F.  Picture of Kurt Cobain seconds before he shot himself on the left.  Free Form Guitar – Chicago:  Just try to listen to this “song” all the way through… you can’t do it.  Another double F.  Forever – The Beach Boys:  Made famous by Uncle Jesse on Full House, this song was originally written and performed by very dead Beach Boy, Dennis Wilson.  Frying Pan Patkins – Wangarang:  Between my keyboards, Ed’s guitar and loud microphone stand movement, and Brian’s vocals, this is the stuff of legend.  No drugs were used in the making of this song.  Frying Pan Patkins is actually Jonathan Atkins, a flamboyant small black kid from our high school.  Fired – Ben Folds:  Fond memories of singing this and other Ben Folds songs on the way to and from Rowan and the Deptford mall back in my college days…  except Carrying Cathy, we weren’t allowed to play that song.  Mother fuckerrrrr. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: A song not starting with "F"

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January 25th, 2007

09:33 pm - classic. Ray182164: yea, all my car needs is jumped and a new battery which autozone will put in for like $80 at most WOX vonWubbins: and its blue Ray182164: that's true, that does often times make all the difference Ray182164: in the sunlight the blue sparkles...gives it a real homosexual quality that i enjoy Current Mood: amused Current Music: Morrissey - My Insatiable One

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January 1st, 2007

10:39 pm I suppose as celebrity look-alikes go, the co-creator of South Park is a pretty cool top match. Current Mood: weak Current Music: The New Pornographers - Falling Through Your Clothes

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November 22nd, 2006

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November 3rd, 2006

04:07 pm You Are 8% Democrat If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance. You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! How Democrat Are You? For the record... the two answers which contributed to the 8% were: "Gay people are fabulous - you love them." and "Even if you believe in God, you're not particularly religious." You Are 60% Republican You aren't a full fledged Republican yet, but it's probably the party that fits you best. You probably consider yourself an independent Republican. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself! How Republican Are You? These quizes were obviously designed by a liberal, but that's fine. Current Mood: calm Current Music: The Cookies - Only To Other People

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October 2nd, 2006

08:17 pm - hello livejournal, how are you my love? I say my love, but in reality i'm not longer in love with you, my livejournal. I'm not sure when it happened, but our once steamy affair has become an ice cube not even fit for a nipple. Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: The Doors - End of the Night

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August 17th, 2006

11:59 pm - take that, dead patsy ramsey of course UPN aired last night the South Park episode where Butters' dad yells at the Ramsey parents, calling them murderers/liars. The timing is just too priceless. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Orange Juice - Punch Drunk

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August 16th, 2006

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July 11th, 2006

04:53 am - "Hawks get Havlat in 3 way" But seriously... I'm in London, England for those of you that don't know yet! And boy have I been taking the city by storm. A storm that has trouble walking through non-turning turnstiles, but a storm nonetheless. For the purposes of this entry, the british monetary unit pound will be abbreviated as "lb." or "lbs." I weigh myself in money. I'm staying with Paul who is interning in parliament and it's been a pretty fun time. So far I've been to: Tower of London, various bridges, The National Art Museum, Buckingham Palace, Hamley's, Harrods, a malaysian restaurant, a couple pubs, the Odeon movie theatre, a grocery store, some public toilets, a McDonald's, a Starbucks, and probably other places. Oh and this egyptian statue that the british stole. That was a highlight. Have not yet peed in the Thames. Random Thoughts/Observations: The 1 lb. being a coin and not papermoney is unbelievably annoying. As most of you know, I abhor metal currency. A pocket full of 1 lb. coins is a nightmare! So for the first days of the trip I only bought things with paper money causing me to receive an insane amount of change. Wonderful. Then at the Odeon movie theatre, the cashier inexplicably gives me a metric ton of change of various denominations. Rage. I'm just gonna dump it on the desk at the Travelex in Philly when I get back and let them sort out it's worth. The way the woman's voice on the tube speaker system says "Willesden Green" is amazing. British women I think are quite attractive. Pale skin, very little makeup... I'm in heaven! Steve Jordan would cry. I still have not met the Orbit gum commercial girl. TV is pretty odd. Although they have this word descrambling show which was awesome. Except for the part where they solve math problems. Americans don't like math unless they're Asians. Lot's of those over here, it's like Japan didn't fight the British in World War II or something. Go figure. The service employees at various stores talk unusually quitely it seems to me. I'm always having to strain to hear what people are saying to me. I don't think it's the accent, they just talk like shy mice on ambien. That or my hearing is really starting to go. I just kind've guess what they're telling me and sometimes get it wrong, sometimes get it right. More to come, stay tuned... Current Location: not france Current Mood: posh Current Music: Sesame Street - Lost Me Cookie At The Disco

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June 21st, 2006

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June 4th, 2006

03:53 pm - surprise surprise <td align="center">You are a shy flirt You are more inclined to leave anonymous love notes for your crush then go up and ask them out. You prefer to leave the ball in their court and see where it takes you. A lot of people find this style romantic, but sometimes you are going to have to work up the nerve and ask your crush out, because if your crush is shy too, you may both like each other and never know. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Current Mood: bibled Current Music: Todd Rundgren - We Gotta Get You a Woman

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June 2nd, 2006

11:36 pm - down like a clown charlie brown well, I'm supposed to be hanging out with the lovely miss joy bennett but she seems to have vanished... so here's a survey probably not designed for my gender! name: thomas "what happened to your wrist?" clark age: 22 gender: male. height: 5'10 1/2 screenname: wox von wubbins hair color: brown eye color: geen birthday: january 25th nicknames: wox, wubbin, wubbins, glenn ethnicity: african-canadian FAVORiTES color: orange number: 22, 93, 29 food: cheddar cheese animal: red panda subject: women's studies movie: Chasing Amy rapper: M.C. Hammer group/band: Morrissey tv show: The Amazing Race month: july book: And Then There Were None actor: Jonathan Frakes actress: Ben Affleck drink: milk, vodka alcholic drink: very strong vodka cereal: jeff gordon will never eat my coral quote: "you know what that means? no butthole Superman asswipe Christopher Reeve" candy: hershey's sugar-free dark chocolate CAN YOU... write with both hands: if I want to look like i'm an autistic child touch your nose with your tounge: only if I cut and remove my tongue fold your tounge: ben folds tongue roll your tounge: my tongue invented the wheel flip your tounge: it's funny because it keeps spelling tongue wrong touch your toes: if i'm sitting do a backbend: a shattered spine is a good spine touch your nose with your toe: god yes put your foot behind your head: nope, not that kinky write in cursive: I can write in the "spanglish" of cursive-printed writing lick your elbow: that would be so gross, I refuse to try HAVE YOU EVER... kissed the same sex: only my sister's boyfriend gotten drunk: that is so immoral. gotten high: I only use white tar heroin because I'm a racist had an abortion: *sniff sniff*... I don't want to talk about it. I love and miss you Tom Jr. liked someone that didnt like you back: Milla Jovovich in the Fifth Element liked someone that liked you back but you never went out: yeah i'm pretty retarded like that liked someone but never told them: South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham had a dream that came true: that dream where I filled out a survey hugged a stranger: Billy Joel's "The Stranger" record kissed a stranger: only my sister's boyfriend went on a blind date: I was supposed to give Ray Charles good head but sadly he passed away before I got the chance LAST... person u hugged: joy "buzzer" bennett person u called: "ode to" joy bennett person u imed or texted: amber "who is this girl and why is she IMing me?" unknown last name person u saw: my mom person u were mad at: my sister for losing my Chasing Amy DVD person that was mad at u: Jess Bianchi for throwing water ice on her leg and Vera Wang purse time u cried: when John Ritter died. Two's company just doesn't work. time u lied: today. I am a force of good in the world time u screamed: "Pat the Glove!" at the Phillies game thing u said: at the Phillies game Current Mood: naughty Current Music: Morrissey - The Father Who Must Be Killed

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May 4th, 2006

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April 26th, 2006

02:09 am - I will be shocked if you guys can name more than five total. Step 1: Put your winamp, iPod or iTunes on random. Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from. Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING 1. Midnight to six man for the first time from Jamaica 2. I'm a big fuckin' dick 3. Barren stares as they light up the screen 4. Pay no attention to the writing on the wall 5. Intersecting love lines drew us closer every day 6. You'll never know how much I really love you 7. Back in the woods under ashes there is a stone 8. If you're wondering why all the love that you long for eludes you 9. Use just once and destroy, invasion of our piracy 10. Too big to fly, dodo ugly so dodo must die 11. Young bones groan and the rocks below say throw your skinny body down son 12. I get violent when I'm fucked up 13. Day oh so late, strangely the sun still shone, oh Asian boy what are you on? 14. My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch 15. This is the story 'bout a boy named Ted 16. I played nights in the Spanish part of town 17. I can hear so much in your sighs 18. Fred Jones was worn down from caring for his often screaming and crying wife 19. Tell me why we're all gluttons for pain 20. Oh Glenn, don't come to the house tonight Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Beck - Hollywood Freaks

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April 9th, 2006

09:52 pm - "Ireland celebrates Samuel Beckett centennial" I had no idea Quantum Leap was so popular there Current Mood: calm Current Music: Morrissey - Used To Be A Sweet Boy

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